🐾 Mr. Z's Barking Mad Bird Rub

2 oz Shaker Jar
Ingredients: Paprika, Garlic Powder, Thyme, Black Pepper, Lemon Zest Powder

Mayhem Meets Mastery—Feather-Ruffling Flavor for the Bold

Vocal as a Klee Kai in full storytelling mode, this feisty poultry rub brings undeniable flair to your kitchen or campfire. Mr. Z’s Barking Mad Bird Rub is a feather-ruffling blend crafted for those who crave adventure at the dinner table—with zesty highs, herby turns, and smoky swagger all barking in perfect harmony.

Whether you’re roasting, smoking, or grilling, this blend is the signature bark behind unforgettable poultry. Inspired by a certain four-legged Alaskan spice enthusiast with a voice as big as his heart, it’s made for joyful mischief in every bite.

🪄 Ingredients & Their Culinary Magic:

• Paprika – The Firestarter: Sweet and smoky, it anchors the blend with a warm, flavorful bark.

• Garlic Powder – The Bold Echo: Rich and round, it adds savory umami depth that lingers like a howl in the canyon.

• Thyme – The Forest Scout: Herbal and woodsy, like a nose sniffing through pine needles.

• Black Pepper – The Rascal Spark: Adds a peppery bite that punctuates the mix like an excited yap.

• Lemon Zest Powder – The Wild Whistle: Bright and zippy, it lifts the entire flavor profile like ears perking up at the scent of something tasty.

Why You’ll Love It:

• 🐔 Tail-Wagging Poultry Perfection: Crafted specifically to enhance chicken, turkey, game hens, and more.

• 🌿 Whimsical Yet Wise: Designed with flavor balance in mind—zesty, earthy, and savory in each shake.

• 🔥 Versatile Adventure Rub: Try it on tofu, roasted veggies, or popcorn for a barking twist!

• 🧙 Spice Wizard Approved: Formulated in the enchanted forest with love, magic, and just a hint of madness.

🗺️ Let the Culinary Howl Begin!

From the enchanted kitchens of Chef Heart, this is more than a spice rub—it’s the voice of flavor unleashed. Grab a jar and let your poultry sing.